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Russian trained midget paratroopers are going to take over the world

Posted by ekkin on Sunday, March 18, 2007

Yeah, I am afraid of the “little ones” but I swear I know what I am talking about. The Russians are training “little people” as I type this, to jump from planes and shin kick the hell out of EVERYONE! No one is safe, not even innocent midgets, because instead of getting shin kicked, they will be kicked straight in the freaking face. I have nightmares, this is not a joke. You wouldn’t even see it coming. “Hey Mommy, what’s that in the sky?” Then BAM, you are down, screaming in pain and holding onto your shin for dear life. What are we going to do?

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One Response to “Russian trained midget paratroopers are going to take over the world”

  1. […] Posted by ekkin on April 12th, 2007 I TOLD you that Larry Birkhead was that baby’s Daddy. So since I was right about that MAYBE you all can take me seriously about the Russian Midgets! […]

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