ANTM

Yeah, that’s the abbreviation for America’s Next Top Model and I am guilty of occasionally watching it. I am not an avid follower, I usually catch the reruns for five seasons ago when there’s nothing else on. ANYWAY, the point of this rather short post is, I was watching an episode today and they had the models posing as dead bodies. Disturbing enough, but some of them actually looked really dead. And the messed up part is the one girl that could have passed for autopsy photos was eliminated…. for looking lifeless. What? Maybe I am just retarded, but wasn’t that the effin point?

So I support Hiliary Clinton??

Below is an email I received today, though I am not sure why or how…. Everyone who knows me would say that Hiliary Clinton is at least in my top ten most hated people. There are various reasons starting with I don’t like hypocrites/liars and ending somewhere around, she couldn’t even keep her husband by her side, why should I trust her with my country…. Anyway, I copy and pasted this ridiculous email here for you and in bold next to the different comments are my own opinions, that of course were not originally in the email sent to me. Enjoy!

Dear Heather,

I want to personally thank you for all you’ve done to support my campaign. (I have done nothing… oh wait. Remember when you were in San Antonio? I was walking on the Riverwalk and I laughed at a few of your supporters, does that count?) It is critical that we stay in touch as fast-moving events shape this important election.

With the Pennsylvania primary approaching on April 22 and important states following soon after, I need your involvement now more than ever. The stakes couldn’t be higher, as you well know.

If we want to end the war in Iraq,( I am married to a soldier in the US Army and I fully support the war and President Bush’s effort to give those people a fresh start with a better government) restore America’s reputation in the world,( If so many people hate us, we must being doing something right. Most countries that hate us are religious nut jobs that resent our freedom of religion which I support)rebuild the middle class,( I am middle class and quite content. Maybe you should worry about the people below poverty line. They are the ones using money out of our paychecks to sit on their lazy butts while we work to support their families)reform our government,( I like my government. No it’s not perfect, but I would rather vote Bush back in for four more years, than have another Clinton screwing up (or in) office) and provide affordable health care for all,( I have affordable health care. I am sorry for those out there who don’t, but I am NOT willing to sacrifice not only my hard earned money or quality of care for socialized health care) we need to work together. The Republicans can’t provide America with the clean break and fresh start we so urgently need. ( Yes they can, vote Mccain!)

But we can — and that’s what this campaign is all about. So let’s show everyone what we can accomplish together. Here’s one thing you can do: display my special gift to you today — a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker! ( Hahahahahahaha! I would rather have a kick me sign on the back of my shirt, it would be about the same affect)

Click here to get a bumper sticker you can display with pride. *** This link is disabled. If you want a Clinton bumper sticker, you shouldn’t be reading my blog. If you would like a good bumper sticker Click Here)

And I hope you will also take a few minutes to visit HillaryClinton.com. We work hard to make sure it delivers all the information you need — from my vision for America to videos from the campaign trail to a full range of opportunities for you to get even more involved.

Once again, thanks so much for standing with me — and make sure you sign up for your “Hillary for President” bumper sticker today.

Show your family, friends, and neighbors that you support my campaign for change by displaying a “Hillary for President” bumper sticker.

Sincerely,
Hillary
Hillary Rodham Clinton

Maybe you should be a little more in depth with your mailing lists and maybe you should reconsider purchasing them online. I know you had to have done so otherwise you wouldn’t have ended up with my email address. I am very very very conservative. Alot say that I am so right wing that I am wrong. I wouldn’t agree, of course, but I am strong in my beliefs and you, Hiliary Clinton, stand for everything I would NEVER elect to be my leader. You are the image that comes to mind in my nightmares about the fall of this great nation and it will be a cold day in November for me if you get elected, actually Hell might just freeze over.

Colored Toliet Paper… you know you want it!

I posted something about this last year and I just want to push it on you guys again. Come on! Who wouldn’t want color toliet paper? It’s fucking sweet!

You know that’s freaking AWESOME! Go buy some.

Madeline Neumann- Wisconsin

I was eating dinner tonight and saw this on the tv. Couldn’t really read it, but when I got home I googled it and found out what is going on. Apparently she died at 11 years old from a treatable disease. Her parents were not aware of the disease because instead of taking her to a doctor they tried to heal her through prayer. Let me say this first… I am NOT going to criticize these people or their beliefs. Do I think what they did was wrong? As a mother, yes, but I am not in their shoes. I believe in God and I have faith, but I also know that God is responsible for the advances in modern medicine that we seek to heal ourselves. I believe that prayer is important but so is medical attention. I also personally know another family that went through a similar thing. A child of theirs died that they believed they could heal with prayer. For the sake of their privacy and our friendship that is all I will say. It is sad that this happened and my heart goes out to this family. You may not understand why this happened, but do not lay blame. They were only loving their child in the best way they knew. Hopefully, they will take responsibility for their actions, but I hope their “punishment” should end with having lost their child.

hmmm…. Carmen who works for Winstead??

Not that this really matters and it only proves how utterly bored I am, but I decided to see what I could drag up out of the internet about this “Carmen Winstead”. Keep in mind it’s already been proven (as stated in my previous post) that this is false. One she never died, there’s no information on this incident, so no it didn’t happen in Indiana, nothing happens there, I should know I married someone from there and then moved him far away, lol. ANYWAY, now I want to find the origins. Of course with this first bit of information I am about to give to you guys could be complete coincidence… But if not, it’s genius. If you are going to start a stupid chain letter, wouldn’t you in some way incorporate an enemy? Yeah, I am babbling. And this is complete bullshit, I am going to put that disclaimer first and foremost before posting this. Not to say I am making it up, but I am not saying that it is a “clue”. Maybe just a hilarious coincidence… ANYWAY, I googled “Carmen Winstead” AGAIN, and dug a little deeper than the first few links that most people would gravitate to so the sake of less time spent. I found a link for a girl named Carmen who works for a company called “Winstead”…. coincidence? Even so I thought it was interesting. I would do it, lol. Hmmmmm, a story about a guy named Army Lee…. well, that won’t work, but you suck. Smile. I just wrote a post… you are so freaking lucky.