I LOVE LIBERALS! I am super-cereal guys. They are so smart and make completely coherent arguements! They open their arms to everyone and are VERY diverse. I want to be one….

FUCKING NOT!!!

This is for all the Kathy Griffin a-holes (except James, I like you):

Fuck you, your mom, your dog and your gay cousin. I applaude your ability to make asses out of yourselfs on a daily basis. As for my blog, stop fucking read it then, dipshit. I have had more link hits from my Kathy Griffin profile than any other place in the last day. I can’t help it if you have your head up your ass and don’t want to hear the real truth. Gay marriage is not going to happen and it’s not because we hate gay people, it’s because having two men or two women marry each other would be against the VERY definition of marriage. Fucking DUH! Be happy with your civil union and GET OVER IT!! Yeah I said get the fuck over it, deal with it.

As for you being stupi libetard BIGOTS….hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You are the very problem with this country. Maybe you all should fucking move to France. It makes me fucking sick to think that my husband may die for you. You all fucking suck. But, hey, I am over it. The funny thing is I had completely forgotten about the whole forum thing until today when James brought it to my attention that you are STILL talking about it. I am SOOOOOOO special.

So anyway, I am tired of the whole bit, I think I’ll go play with Grace.

P.S. SARAH!!!!!!!! Lee has a Army softball game thingy at 7pm tonight, so I may bot get to call you until 8-9, which should be okay, right? blah blah blah

hahaha I said fuck 9 times including the one I just said. I am awesome! Considering I hardly ever cuss. I am cute when I am angry, awwwwwwwww

THere’s this freaking CRAZY ass lady in Columbus who has confessed to killing over 650 dogs and cats. She has self-admitted to a mental institute claiming to have bi-polar disorder. Her excuse was she was saving them. She would get the animals from shelters and neighbors and kill them to save them from homlessness… She has been charged with only ONE charge of animal cruelty… umm, try 650?

She is seeking $2 million for infringement of her rights after they did a skit involving her character from a sitcom. Apparently it has her mopping the floor of a porno store. She is only in the show for 18 seconds. If I could get paid $2 million dollars for 18 seconds in a porno shop, I would be so happy! Anyway, Carol Burnett is a attention-whore. You are old, you should be happy that this happened. Family Guy did you a favor! Now people in this generation will know who you are, even if you suck.

The other day (a week or so ago) there was a knock at my door. I guess in the excitement of actually having someone besides my husband to talk to in person, I lost all common sense. I wrote a little 9 year old boy (and his parents, who were there) a ten dollar check for some sort of fundraiser for his school. I am suppose to get one of those discount card things. I don’t know. Anyway, I was suppose to get the card the next day…. My check was cashed…but no card. You little bastard!

…but some people seem to think so anyway.

1. Abuse (of any kind)- It’s not funny. If you had ever been hit, you wouldn’t be laughing. Shut your fucking mouth.

2. Vulgarity (of sexual kinds)- I say fuck, and that’s about the worst word. The C-word, P-word (which I have used only ONCE), T-word… these words don’t make you look cool, they make you look like a loser.

3. Picking on kids- They are kids, they don’t know any better. When you laugh at a kid you are merely showing how stupid you are. So suck it.

4. Fart Jokes- These are least bad on the list, but they still suck.

5. Making fun of Jesus- You may be laughing now, but you are going to Hell. Have a nice trip.

I didn’t have time to write about this when I first saw it on Fox News and I have time to cool off, but I am still pissed off. These two girls and a boy decided it would be fun to videotape themselves beating someone up for myspace. While the boy held the video camera, the two girls beat the shit out of a innocent girl they passed on the street. These are high school girls, but I am NOT talking about a high school pussy fight ( I hate that word, but it’s the only one that fits). They had her on the ground punching and kicking her as she tried to protect herself. I couldn’t breathe after I saw it, I was so fucking angry. That little girl, put through that for fucking myspace! And the two girls are getting charged with harrassment. HARRASSMENT! Try fucking battery or ASSAULT! Harrassment is not enough, these BITCHES should do fucking time. Juvie at least. They will NEVER learn their lesson and everyone will think it’s okay to do shit like that and it’s NOT. They need to make them an example. I swear if that EVER happened to Grace I would go to jail. If you think I am kidding, then you don’t know me at all. I know I am not strong, but I don’t fight fair. I would pull a blanket party on those two girls with a fucking baseball bat. Then before I got arrested I would beat the shit out of their parents for raising kids like that. It makes me SICK! I was going to look up the video but Grace is hungry. I will do it later.

Bite my shiny, metal…

Okay, this may not be the response you were hoping for, but this is what I feel like saying, so you’ll have to deal. I am TIRED of people implying (or right out saying) that I am stupid/don’t know what I am talking about when I talk about politics. Let’s do a rundown on my political knowledge background. I was exposed at a VERY young age. I remember Rush Limbaugh on TV. I use to get up in the morning @ 5 am with my Dad and watch him. Granted at the age I had no idea what the fat man with the cigar was yakking about, but it made me curious to learn. That’s when my Dad introduced me to the collection of Encyclodias on our bookshelf. From those I learned about all sorts of things, but my main interest was the Holocoust. So I learned about that very early. All I can say is that I do not want Grace to learn that people are that evil as young as I was, though I know it’s inevitable. Anyway, when I was 9-13 I would spend my summers with my Grandfather, who is a hard core republican (he has more pictures of Reagan and Bush than he does of us in his house). Most of my time there was spent watching C-Span and Fox News. Of course I, once again, only slightly understood what all of it was about. When the Trade Centers were demolished I was a sophmore in high school. I will admit, when war was declared, I was against it. But my father called me a communist and I decided I should probably research my cause before I joined it. I did, and I learned my lesson. I was wrong. It was also about this time that I began to learn and understand politics and the difference between liberals and conservatives. And I knew, and still know, that I was conservative. I do not agree with ANYTHING liberals say. Later on I began to support the war and learn more about politics. I began to read Ann Coulter and listen to Rush again and added some new people, such as Hannity and Micheal Savage. Now I know I am not the smartest person in the world, but I do know what I am talking about. I am tired of people calling me brainwashed. Yes, my opinions started with what I was raised with, but I grew up and formed my own opinions and I will stand by them. I am not sure if this is getting my point across or is just a bunch of jumbled mess, but Grace is screaming in my ear and I can’t concentrate. So this is all you are getting for now.

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That’s right, blame the media for the misfortune of a ten year old’s life. The video might have started it, but didn’t you tell me that an Uncle told him how to do it? Try blaming him. I wonder if it ever crossed him mind to tell him NOT to do it. And if the hanging hadn’t been aired, something else would have happened to that little boy. Would you be complaining if he had stoled his Dad’s car and drove it off a pier because he saw it in a movie. You say people watch the video because it’s cool, I say you complain about people watching the video because you think it’s cool. Oh, and the do unto others as they do unto you thing you said. I totally believe in that, that’s why I am GLAD that the sick twisted son of a bitch got exactly what he deserved.

I still love you, I am just in a bad mood. *kisses*

Grace is driving me freaking crazy! Every other night she goes to bed at bedtime and on the other nights, like tonight, she will NOT go to sleep. I have to eventually put her in bed with me. It’s driving me crazy. Also, we are getting up early to go get me a puppy I have been wanting forever. We have to be done by 12 so Lee can watch his football game. He invited people over but refuses to clean up the house so it’s not a big mess. It’s not that bad because I have been cleaning ALONE all week, but it needs straightening up. He has been home since 4 pm and guess how much he was cleaned……NOT AT ALL!!!!!! And now he’s laying on the couch getting tired. If he doesn’t clean up tonight, he is going to have to cancel the party because I am not cleaning and I am getting my puppy. He’s not ruining my plans. He drives me crazy too! I have a household of people who are going to make me go mad. He is a GREAT husband, but a REALLY shitty houskeeper. He is messy and lazy and I HATE it! Ok, enough ranting. I am going to take Grace to bed. And will bet $100 that when I do Lee isn’t going to clean he is going to play xbox. Any takers?

Look at this picture…..

Cute, huh? This is a Raccoon Dog, but it’s part of the dog family and unrelated to a raccoon, it’s only called this because of it’s resemblance of a raccoon.

I know what you are thinking… why do I care? Well, how would you feel if you bought a innocent faux fur hoodie that wasn’t really faux, but this animal’s fur? Yeah, I am NOT joking!

P. Diddy’s (Puff Daddy, Sean John, whatever name he is going by this week) hoodies for Macy’s have been pulled because tests show that the supposedly “faux fur” is really raccoon dog fur from China. P. Diddy claims he was not aware. Apparently, this isn’t the first incident. Other clothing lines such as Baby Phat, Calvin Klein and Andrew Marc have been tested and found to have contained the fur of this animal as well.

This is an outrage! Killing dogs, domestic or not, is sick (yeah, eat that China). But this is even worse, marketing real animal fur to the animal friendly people of America as faux fur.