Stupid libetards

I LOVE LIBERALS! I am super-cereal guys. They are so smart and make completely coherent arguements! They open their arms to everyone and are VERY diverse. I want to be one….

FUCKING NOT!!!

This is for all the Kathy Griffin a-holes (except James, I like you):

Fuck you, your mom, your dog and your gay cousin. I applaude your ability to make asses out of yourselfs on a daily basis. As for my blog, stop fucking read it then, dipshit. I have had more link hits from my Kathy Griffin profile than any other place in the last day. I can’t help it if you have your head up your ass and don’t want to hear the real truth. Gay marriage is not going to happen and it’s not because we hate gay people, it’s because having two men or two women marry each other would be against the VERY definition of marriage. Fucking DUH! Be happy with your civil union and GET OVER IT!! Yeah I said get the fuck over it, deal with it.

As for you being stupi libetard BIGOTS….hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You are the very problem with this country. Maybe you all should fucking move to France. It makes me fucking sick to think that my husband may die for you. You all fucking suck. But, hey, I am over it. The funny thing is I had completely forgotten about the whole forum thing until today when James brought it to my attention that you are STILL talking about it. I am SOOOOOOO special.

So anyway, I am tired of the whole bit, I think I’ll go play with Grace.

P.S. SARAH!!!!!!!! Lee has a Army softball game thingy at 7pm tonight, so I may bot get to call you until 8-9, which should be okay, right? blah blah blah

hahaha I said fuck 9 times including the one I just said. I am awesome! Considering I hardly ever cuss. I am cute when I am angry, awwwwwwwww

OMG, can you get the death penalty for this?

THere’s this freaking CRAZY ass lady in Columbus who has confessed to killing over 650 dogs and cats. She has self-admitted to a mental institute claiming to have bi-polar disorder. Her excuse was she was saving them. She would get the animals from shelters and neighbors and kill them to save them from homlessness… She has been charged with only ONE charge of animal cruelty… umm, try 650?

Carol Burnett is sueing Family Guy….

She is seeking $2 million for infringement of her rights after they did a skit involving her character from a sitcom. Apparently it has her mopping the floor of a porno store. She is only in the show for 18 seconds. If I could get paid $2 million dollars for 18 seconds in a porno shop, I would be so happy! Anyway, Carol Burnett is a attention-whore. You are old, you should be happy that this happened. Family Guy did you a favor! Now people in this generation will know who you are, even if you suck.

A 9 year old ripped me off!

The other day (a week or so ago) there was a knock at my door. I guess in the excitement of actually having someone besides my husband to talk to in person, I lost all common sense. I wrote a little 9 year old boy (and his parents, who were there) a ten dollar check for some sort of fundraiser for his school. I am suppose to get one of those discount card things. I don’t know. Anyway, I was suppose to get the card the next day…. My check was cashed…but no card. You little bastard!

5 things that are NOT funny…

…but some people seem to think so anyway.

1. Abuse (of any kind)- It’s not funny. If you had ever been hit, you wouldn’t be laughing. Shut your fucking mouth.

2. Vulgarity (of sexual kinds)- I say fuck, and that’s about the worst word. The C-word, P-word (which I have used only ONCE), T-word… these words don’t make you look cool, they make you look like a loser.

3. Picking on kids- They are kids, they don’t know any better. When you laugh at a kid you are merely showing how stupid you are. So suck it.

4. Fart Jokes- These are least bad on the list, but they still suck.

5. Making fun of Jesus- You may be laughing now, but you are going to Hell. Have a nice trip.