All babies are cute……….NOT

Okay, there’s this stupid saying that “All babies are cute”. But I am here to dispute this urban legend, because I have proof that there are some fulgy babies in this world.

UGLY BABY

Ugly baby with a potty mouth.

The fugliest of all babies

and just for some comparison should you ever have to question whether a child is cute or ugly…

cute baby

Now you are informed, and you are welcome.

OoOops…. Retraction

This is why I am a blogger and not a high paid reporter. I want to apologize for my last post. It never crossed my mind that he did it. I guess because it doesn’t seem plausible, who could kill their own family. He must have been really sick and I am surprised that no one saw it. He killed his own kid. I can’t imagine. Grace makes me mad, but… I can’t write anymore. I am so pissed and confused.

RIP Chris Benoit…. find those fuckers and burn them at the stake

For those who are not wrestling fans (I use to watch with my Dad, but haven’t in a while, but of course I knew him), Chris Benoit was a great wrestler. And now he is gone. He, his wife and their 7 year old son were found dead in their home. They won’t say how except that they were not shot to death. I guess it could have been something stupid like carbon monoxide, or maybe they were murdered. If they were whoeever did should be fucking killed. Not just because I liked Chris, but because they killed a 7 year old kid.

Chris, you and your family are in my prayers.

Here’s a link to the story.

Television is SOOOOoOo BAD

I was reading my “What to Expect in the First Year” book this morning because I was curious as to letting Grace watch her cartoons in the morning. Usually she watched two shows in the morning which is nice because it gives me a sec to wake up. Anyway, there was a special section just for this concern and it had some interesting information that I would like to share with you. Apparentlythe average amount of television watched is 25 hours a week. If you fall into this average, by the time you graduate (or graduated) high school, you have watched @ 15,000 hours, 4,000 more hours than you spent in school. I know, who cares, but I about to get to the interesting part. If you/your child’s veiwing isn’t carefully screened, you have witnessed at least 18,000 murders, countless robberies, rapes, bombings, beatings and more casual sex than you could imagine or even have yourself. Also, she will have been targeted by over 350,000 commericals trying to spend MY money. I hate the tv now. It’s out to get me!… NOT! I am what we call a good mother. My child watchs only baby shows, currently Blues Clues, and Wonder Pets when we got up. I hate commericals so I change the channel during them, so she doesn’t even see them!

But to all the stupid parents out there, play with you children. Get off your lazy ass and turn off the television. If not they could end up like me…. I think, actually I know, that my Dad spent more time watching television than even talking to me. Sometimes the only time he would spare to talk to me consisted of “Move away from the tv” “If you are going to talk, go into the other room “*Usually he wouldn’t even say that, just turn the tv up until you couldn’t hear yourself think and leave the room* “Nikke! Where did you put the fucking remote” *This was usually at 3am when he got home from work, and yes he would wake me up on a school night to find the remote. Most of the time it was in plain sight, but if it wasn’t where he said it should be, he would wake me and make me pick it up and put it where it belonged.*

Wow, my dad sucks and I just went off on a tangent. I need therapy.

The world’s ugliest dog is from New Jersey…go figure

You ever heard the phrase “So ugly it’s cute?” That doesn’t apply here. This dog has a face that only an owner could love, and she does!

here’s a link to the story.