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Archive for May 25th, 2007

Another one…

Posted by ekkin on Friday, May 25, 2007

DOnt stop reading this or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be careful what you open.

During a thunderstorm …

Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh … nothing much about to go to a party … haha you?
Beth: Haha nice … uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you …
Beth: Yeah … what?
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother John for me? I won’t be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh … well ….
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I’ll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben’s house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here’s my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to John.

Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth … I’m really scared …
Beth: Awww … don’t be. I’m here. Lets turn on some T.V.

As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly shut out. John freaked out and screamed!

Beth: John, it’s okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn’t work! Uhmmm … okay, okay, lets go up to your brother’s room. I think he has an extra one.
John: *mumbles* okay.

As Beth and John headed up towards Ben’s room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.

John: *screams* What was that?!
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
John: But I didn’t … *Johns voice started to fade away …*
Beth: Hey Ben! How’s the party?
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where’s the flashlight in your room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm … it’s under my bed, to the left. I think.

Beth walks over to Ben’s bed and screams.

Beth: Oh my God!
ben: What happened?!
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn’t know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
Ben: Beth … I don’t have a clown statue in my bedroom.

The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and John were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.

Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can’t believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.

He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. He noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called “Clowning Around”. Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night about a clown who kills people. He got freaked out and didn’t repost it.

Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night

You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.

Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.

Clown: Now it’s your turn.

Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.

If you don’t repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you’re sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.

When you repost this “(name of your school’s) ’slut list’. This isn’t a joke its REAL!!!!!

….awesome.

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Stupid myspace chain letters

Posted by ekkin on Friday, May 25, 2007

Okay, I got this one today and decided to look for some more to share with you the idiocy that has taken over myspace and this generation in general.

do NOT open in front of parents
40 million PEOPLE ACTUALLY GOT KILLED BY NOT SENDING THIS PIECE OF MAIL.THE CREATOR OF THIS MAIL HAS A PROGRAM THAT WILL TRACK DOWN YOUR ADDRESS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? YOUR LIFE. REPOST!
Sorry its not my fault, but
good luck.because you opened this you will die in 3 days. The only way you can reverse this is by reposting it within 5 minutes.
By opening this chainmail you have been given bad luck for 2 months. If you repost this message then the bad luck will turn to good luck. Repost as …”do NOT open in front of parents

….. So I am going to have bad luck for 2 months even though I am going to be killed by some computer hacker in 3 days? AHHHHH

Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. Repost this or you have no soul seriously. A kid needs our help so do the right thing.
HI my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn’t fixed, and my family can’t pay the bills. “The Make A Wish Foundation” has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don’t repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS “READ PLEASE!”
Matt Dawson
702-355-6198 Home
Please feel free to call me for anything.
*hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your life

…..Yeah that’s really sad. But I pretty sure that if I repost this 7 cents will not be sent to some poor dying kid. That’s pure bullshit.

Please read this…..I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe.

State police warning for online: Please read this “very carefully”..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to.

If a person with the screen-name of imahustlababay or http://www.myspace.com/ineedatipdrill contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well.

This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too…just in case! Send to everyone you know!
Ladies, this is serious.
Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know….

This can also be found at www.NBC.com

or

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11162052/

IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A LIFE

Please repost!!!!!!

…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a great idea! This Asshole (if you copy and paste the myspace url you will see the face of this genius) is a fucking GENIUS!!! What better way to get my page hits than to send out a fake chainmail stating that you are freaking murderer. And the myspace url is real! And that fucker doesn’t look like he could kill a fly. Man, wish I had though of that one.

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