No one should read this, but I need to write it

I just had the most horrible dream. I know people always say that, but this was…I don’t even think there are words. I told Lee about it when he called this morning and he made me stop because it was something he didn’t even want to think about much less dream about. In my dream there is a shot that kills your baby. It was legal I guess and Lee and I decided to give it to Grace. (I am crying while typing, it was so horrible). As we watched her blink her eyes and start to go to sleep, we changed our minds. I called 911 screaming for them to help us, but at first they said no because we did it to her. It was so vivid, I can still see my baby sitting in her high chair, dieing. Oh my God, why would I dream this? The ambulance finally came and got her. I have no idea if she lived. My dream ended with me opening up my planner and in the note section was the name of the drug (which I can’t remember, not that I EVER want to know it) and right underneath is was the name PRINCESS and a number. That’s a cruise line. A fucking cruise line. When I told LEe about the dream, he told me to go upstairs and give Grace a kiss for him. It was that disturbing to someone who didn’t even dream it. After I got off the phone I laid down and snuggled with my baby. I love her so much. Now if I could just forget about this damn dream.

I miss Lee

I miss Lee

OMG…

Okay, I was only going to do one a day, but I HAVE to share this one with you….

” In My Defense re “My Cheating Wife”
I returned to the site to see so much hostile advice on this request, and I can SEE why, I am supposing. My wife’s brother is NOT 15 years old, he is 18 years old – a slip of the keybaord. I can imagine many were of course thinking the worst, and I agree – but this WAS an error on my part. My apologies.”

when you first read this, you think, your wife is sleeping with her brother?? But no. HE IS!!!

OK, assuming you’re telling us the truth and he really IS 18 years old, you are still having homosexual sex with your wife’s brother. This presents 3 problems:

1. You are cheating on your wife….
2. With a man….
3. Who is her brother.

geez.

My new hobby

I went to a sex advice forum and will now randomly make fun of the idiots on there. The pick of the day… a guy who has to use a NECK MASSAGER on his girlfriend to make her orgasm. How do you use a neck massager for this purpose? Someone help me understand.